Did you ever wonder to yourself how you ended up living out bizarre cartoon sequences? During a failed attempt at naptime, my daughter smacked me in the head repeatedly with a small yellow duck. The first time it was accidental. The remainder of the time it was to hear the squeak.

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More stories will be forthcoming if this child ever eats her dinner and goes to sleep.