the walls in the master bathroom shower are this odd sort of mottled brown. The cracks in it were grouted when we moved in; this makes the mottled brown plastic look even odder. And yet... when the light hits it in the right place in the afternoon, and I'm using the cinnamon bun scented body wash, and my glasses are off so that all I can see is fuzz- it's as though I'm encased in a giant cinnamon bun. Smeared with icing. And now I'm hungry for a cinnabon.

Damn these hormones! Damn this healthy eating kick I'm trying to instill!